Auditions! - She Loves Me Not

Music and Book by Milo Graamans

Milo Graamans' Original Musical

Porthole Players is pleased to announce auditions for their summer 2019 production of She Loves Me Not, a musical comedy written and directed by Milo Graamans, with William Webster assistant directing. In 2014, director Carl Miller presented the world premiere of Milo's original work as a reader's theater musical at the Newport Performing Arts Center. The simple format allowed the production to take the show on the road, performing in Lincoln City, Yachats, and Florence. It was a smash success, and no doubt a memorable experience for the 700+ people who attended the four-show run. Now, we are preparing for a full stage production with a whole new cast. Auditions will be held February 16, 2019 at 3 pm at the Newport Performing Arts Center. Rehearsals will begin mid-June, and the production will run August 9-25, 2019.

The script features warm and witty dialogue, approachable and honest characters, and the music is filled with catchy melodies, harmonies and some surprises along the way too! Several roles have been pre-cast and others are OPEN as indicated below. There are no chorus/ensemble roles in this show. Auditioners should come prepared by perusing in advance the audition sides on this page (listed at right). If you would like to be considered but cannot attend auditions, or if you would like more information, please contact Milo directly via email or call 541-961-4478.

Cast of Characters

Caitlin Walker - A college student and closet lesbian. Cassie Lihou
Jim Kirby - Caitlin's college boyfriend. Adrien Fraser
Sarah Walker - Caitlin's sister, fresh out of high school and trying to get the attention of Caitlin's soon-to-be ex-boyfriend. Cassie Beal
Mr. Richard Walker - Caitlin's father; a heavy smoker, in a strained marriage, and unemployed. Age: mid-40s. Vocal range: low bass (D2-B3). OPEN
Grandma Pam - Mr. Walker's mother; has a sense of humor and an open mind. Age: mid-70s. Vocal range: alto (G3-B4). OPEN
Sam Rose - An old friend of Caitlin's, also recently out of the closet. Jaden Rockwell
Josh Underwood - Another old friend of Caitlin's, who proves to be a homophobic, entitled jerk. Leo Johns
Mrs. Maggie Walker - Caitlin's mother; has very traditional values, and is overworked. Age: mid-40s. This is a non-singing role, but she should be able to speak in rhythm with the music. OPEN


Production Staff

Director / Music Director Milo Graamans
Assistant Director William Webster
Co-Producers Cyn Wilkes, Sara Coxen
Set Design Cyn Wilkes

Coming Summer 2019

Preparing for Auditions

Below are selected songs for each role which link to audio files you can download or listen to online. In addition, sides (excerpts from the script) are provided in PDF format for you to review for each character as needed.

MUSIC (mp3 format)

Mr. Richard Walker

Mrs. Maggie Walker

Grandma Pam

SIDES (PDF format)

Mr. Richard Walker

Mrs. Maggie Walker

Grandma Pam